The Pig Wars: Rainy Day Rewind

    The dumbest war in Pacific Northwest history started with… a pig? That’s right! The infamous Pig War of the 1800s.

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    In this episode of "Rainy Day Rabbit Holes," we dive deep into one of the most bizarre chapters of Pacific Northwest history: the Pig War of the 1850s. Yes, you heard that right—a war over a pig! The story begins on the lush, contested lands of San Juan Island, a serene locale that would become the unlikely battleground between the United States and Great Britain. Picture this: an American settler, fed up with a British pig foraging on his property, takes matters into his own hands and shoots the offending swine. What follows is a series of events so absurd that it feels like a plot twist in a comic novel.

    As we peel back the layers of this quirky historical episode, we explore not only the circumstances that led to the infamous shot but also the broader context of Anglo-American relations in the mid-19th century. Tensions were already high over the Oregon boundary dispute, and the Pig War erupted just as both nations sought to assert their claims over this strategic territory. The stakes were nothing less than national pride, yet the conflict itself saw no bloodshed—only a lot of bluster and some very grumpy pigs.

    Our hosts, Shea and the team, bring their signature humor to the table, recounting how this "war" unfolded with all the drama of a soap opera. From the absurdity of military posturing to the unlikely peace negotiations that eventually ended the standoff, the episode is filled with delightful anecdotes and unexpected twists. We also pay homage to the key figures involved, including the American settler Lyman Cutlar and the British naval officer Captain Geoffrey Hornby, who both played pivotal roles in this historical farce.

    Listeners will find themselves enchanted by the backdrop of the San Juan Islands, with their breathtaking landscapes that juxtapose the absurdity of the events that transpired there. We discuss the lasting effects of the Pig War on U.S.-British relations and how it shaped the eventual peaceful settlement of the Oregon boundary.

    As always, expect plenty of hilarity as Shea manages to mispronounce historical names and terms, adding a lighthearted touch to our exploration of the past. This Rainy Day Rewind has been polished up for your listening pleasure, offering a fresh take on a beloved episode that had fans chuckling with disbelief.

    Join us as we embark on this ridiculous journey through history, where a single pig ignited a conflict that, while seemingly trivial, serves as a reminder of the fascinating, convoluted stories that shape our Pacific Northwest heritage. Tune in to discover how this peculiar episode stands as a testament to both the absurdity and the richness of our shared history!

    Hogging The Headlines: The Pig Wars


    The dumbest war in Pacific Northwest history started with… a pig? That’s right! The infamous Pig War of the 1800s all began when an American settler shot a British pig on San Juan Island, leading to an international standoff between the U.S. and Britain.


    Spoiler alert: No humans were harmed, but the drama was deliciously absurd.


    Originally recorded as our third episode of the day (when we were well on our way to Tipsy Town), this episode was an instant fan favorite. In this Rainy Day Rewind, we’ve polished it up—shorter, free of swearing, and with 95% fewer drunk mouth noises. But don’t worry, Shea still hilariously mispronounces half the words, and the tangents are just as ridiculous.


    Join us as we relive the outrageous series of events that nearly brought two nations to war over a farm animal. Because, honestly, how much more PNW can you get?


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    February 5, 2025

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    4668 Cattle Point Road, Friday Harbor, Washington 98250, United States

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    San Juan Island National Historical Park – American Camp: The exact site where the Pig War unfolded.

    Lat: 48.464850Lng: -123.024370

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